Good riddance to the Australian cricket team.
Darren Lehmann and his disaster artists stank up the place with their hypocrisy since the start of March.
To see them leave with their tails between their legs and in trane gives me a very special sense of satisfaction.
And to say they leave with their tails between their legs is an understatement.
Australian cricket has never been so low, so broken and so humbled as this before.
I actually hope that future series against our most bitter rivals will be renamed the Ashes because this tour saw the end of Aussie cricket as we know it.
I hope that they have learnt their lesson when it comes to their “mental disintegration tactics”.
That they have learnt their lesson trying to weaken the opposition by manipulating the ICC’s disciplinary processes.
And I hope that they stop cheating.
Long held up as the best of the best in the cricket world, all that came crashing down when they were showed up as spoilsports and unsportsmanlike.
They came here saying that they would target the South African players who were close to bans in order to get a reaction out of them with the aim of getting them suspended.
Why else would they demand that the stump mics be turned off?
What happened in Durban with Quinton de Kock and Dave Warner was a beautiful reminder that what goes around, comes around.
TARGETED: SA wicketkeeper Quinton de Kock. Photo: DERYCK FOSTER/BACKPAGEPIX
It’s a shame that it had to do with Warner’s wife’s cummings with Sonny Bill Williams after going to the toilet together.
But if Candice got called out about it on the Aussie version of Hell’s Kitchen, then I think it would be fair game on a cricket pitch.
Their next move was to get under Kagiso Rabada’s skin.
In PE, the young speedster bowled the Aussies stukkend, claiming Warner and captain Steve Smith’s wickets.
SHI!T STIRRER: Suspended cheat Dave Warner. Photo: BEN RUSHTON/ EPA
KG’s celebrations were nothing more than a release of emotion at the deliberate way the Aussies went about their business trying to get that reaction out of him.
A pity for them, they were on the receiving end of his fireballs.
But after Smith bought some contact with KG, they pounced to get the SA ace banned for the rest of the series.
Our manne didn’t leave it there mos and got Rabada cleared to play again.
With nothing going their way with all their off-field and non-cricket tactics, they did the unthinkable.
They took the law into their own hands and tampered with the ball using sandpaper.
HAHAHA.
After being such disgusting guests here, they got the treatment from the SA fans - some turning up to Newlands with sheets of sandpaper for the Aussies to sign. Classic.
On top of this, disgraced Lehmann moaned about our mense sticking it to the Aussies.
That was rich coming from a man who called on their fans to send the English home crying ahead of the Ashes series last December.
And I’d like to give a special shout-out to Vernon Philander.
AUSTRALIAN HEADHUNTER: Vernon Philander. Photo: MUZI NTOMBELA/BACKPAGEPIX
The seam king broke the 200 Test wicket barrier on Tuesday morning in a stunning attack on the Australians.
In his first six overs on the final day of the final Test, Pro put Oz out of their misery.
After the spell of surgical precision, Philander had removed six Australian scalps for the cost of just three runs.
By the end of day, the Ravensmead ace had 204 wickets. And 53 of those were Baggy Greens.