Q Hi Auntie, ek sit met ‘n moerse probleem. In fact, to call it a problem is the understatement of the decade.
Here’s the deal: I know my berk wants us to get hitched (he told his family and I found the ring he thinks he hid away), but I don’t think I will say yes.
The main reason is that I would rather be with his brother.
We have been hooking up and it’s amazing.
He is much wilder than this boring guy who wants to marry me.
My boyfriend is nice and all, but I am addicted to his brother!
We have actually been having trouble in the relationship for a year or so, and it all started when he went out one night and got gesuip with his friends and fell down some stairs.
He broke his hip, and since then we have not had sex.
Ek weet’ie hoe de hel dit gebeur nie, but apparently, his injury stole his mojo.
Anyway, so one day I was drowning my sorrows when his brother showed up and we had a few drinks together.
It wasn’t long before we ended up in a hotel and got it on. It was amazing.
Now we jol lekker whenever he can get away from his girlfriend.
But it seems my berk thinks that getting married will solve all our problems.
What must I do when he asks me?
A Sies man, watse vuil kind of woman are you? Skaam jou!
Sleeping with your boyfriend’s brother! And he is just as disgusting, cheating on his sibling and girlfriend.
Auntie kan dit amper nie glo nie, every damn week there are jollers like you wanting advice.
What has happened to our world where people have the nerve to think this is even a little OK?
We don’t care that you are having a lekker time in bed with wie ookal. The bottom line is that you are a dirty cheater.
But OK, let Auntie not gaan aan, we need to keep this professional.
Listen KK, you can’t blame your berk for trying to keep the relationship going, and doing whatever he can to save it, even if that means asking you to marry him.
Clearly, he loves you.
From your side of things, this seems like a dof idea, because you know about your vieslike behaviour.
He just sees that you two are having trouble, and he is desperate to fix it.
So what should you do? Don’t even let it get to a proposal!
You need to come clean about your jollery. It’s probably going to hurt a lot of people, but it’s the right thing to do.
Shame, your poor boyfriend… having to find out he is being betrayed not only by his girlfriend but also by his own flesh and blood.
Tell the truth, and if that means you lose your berk, then so be it.
And meisie please, don’t expect the brother to drop his goose and shack up with you, it’s not going to happen.
Honestly, Auntie doesn’t actually care what happens to you two cheaters, and if you just end up alone, consider yourself lucky… you deserve worse.