Q Dear Auntie Pearl, I have done a terrible thing and I feel like a vark, even though I am actually a really nice guy.
What happened was that I was with all of my brasse at our friend’s bachelor’s party.
As you can imagine, dinge het geroek geraak.
We were having a great time and obviously had a few drinks too many.
We all got to one guy’s house safely, as we are not stupid and used a taxi.
It was here that things went downhill.
The one ou knew a girl and called her and she came over.
Turns out she’s actually a stripper.
I have no problem with strippers, but between all the partying and the booze, somehow I ended up sleeping with her.
Auntie, I have a girlfriend. Ja, ek weet, ek is ‘n rubbish.
I just don’t know if I should tell her.
It was one mistake and I have never done anything like this before and don’t want to do it ever again.
I’m just scared that confessing could ruin my relationship forever.
Please don’t reveal my real name that’s on the email I sent you, and thank you for the advice.
From Benny (not my real name).
A Benny, Benny, Benny… Ai tog my kind, you see what too much dop does to a person.
It turns even nice guys like you into idiots.
Now look here, Benny, you have caught on k** and now you need to deal with the stink affêre.
There’s no sweeping this gemors under the carpet and trying to forget about it.