Q
Dear Auntie Pearl, what should I do about my neighbour? He watches me undress all the time.
Our houses are close together and have windows facing each other.
He does not even try and do it skelmpies, even when he is working in the garden and he sees me getting out of the shower, he stops and stares.
From Freaky D.
A
Nee jirre, girl, are you serious?
Do you really need Auntie to tell you what to do? Close your blêddie curtains, man!
It mos doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out.
The next time you undress, gebruik jou kop and think about where you’re doing it.
If you can see your neighbour, he can see you.
And if someone can see you, don’t undress there.
Or just close the blinds or curtains before you start taking off your clothes.
Simple as that.
Otherwise, if you like it, and it sounds like you do, stop moaning and enjoy the attention.
Those are your options, girl.
It looks to Auntie like you might actually enjoy flashing your flesh and having someone watch.
Then enjoy being an exhibitionist and don’t come complaining if you are getting a thrill out of having a peeper staring at your lady lumps.
But watch yourself, Freaky D, if you are smaaking his attention, there is always a chance that things can go further.
Are you in a relationship?
This behaviour sounds like something that is going to lead to jolling.
Even if you are single, it might not be the best idea to get involved with a neighbour.
On the other hand, if your neighbour is doing more than just looking, like trying to film you or perhaps trying to gain access to your house, it is a moerse problem.
If his behaviour escalates, you need to warn him to stop his vuil maniere, or you need to call the police.