Q
Dear Auntie Pearl, I am 38 years old and have big problems in my love life.
I have had about three serious relationships in the past decade, but they have all been with guys who are married.
It all goes very well for a long time with these guys, but in the end, I am the one getting hurt the most.
Even when the guy is fine with going on with the affair and I am the one walking away, I feel like my heart is breaking.
The last relationship I had was with a man who had only been married for a few months, and I really liked him.
I was very depressed when he dumped me, but I understand why he did it because his new wife was pregnant.
Still, it hurt and I want to know why I am always the one left in tears.
What should I do? I just can’t seem to find a relationship that will last.
From Still Lonely.
A
Jirre girl, Auntie doesn’t want to vloek, but you are mos blêddie stupid!
I’m sure all of the Daily Voice readers are also shaking their heads in disbelief at your letter.
Sweetheart, the answer to your problem is easy: stop dating married men!
Honestly speaking, Auntie is not even feeling a little bit sorry for you and your kamstige broken heart and krokodiltrane.
You know what we call a women who gets involved with married men?
A home-wrecker and a jint**, and these are the nicer ones.
What really revs Auntie’s engine is the fact that you don’t seem to realise that what you are doing is wrong.
Do you even feel a bit of shame for chising and then jolling with these married men? Sies!
Are you perhaps addicted to the drama and the thrill of eating the forbidden fruit?
It sounds like you are enjoying your “heartbreak” after the affair becomes flou.
You need to take a good look at yourself and figure out why married men attract you like a bee to honey… or in this joller gedoente, like a fly is attracted to a pot stront.
The bottom line is that it is because you are getting involved with married men that you are always ending up with a broken heart.
What did you think was gonna happen, that these ouens will leave their wives and shack up with you?
Sorry, girl, but you were just a stukkie on the side.
And why would you want to be with these men in the first place?
They are skomgat jollers. If he can cheat on a wife or girlfriend, then he can do the same to you.
Think about that for a second, meisie.
So here’s Auntie’s advice, plain and simple: The next time you meet a man and find out he’s hitched, run away!