Auntie Pearl

This outjie is taking long to ask me out
Sick ma can’t aid gay son
Sick and sat of depressed luisgat berk
Auntie Pearl, how do I get over the flu fast?
Take the first step and say sorry
My spineless ex dumped me over WhatsApp
‘Sleepless nights from ou’s snoring’
What do I do if friend is jealous of me?