Q
Dear Pearl, it seems I can’t get a slender lyfie. I love the girls with thinner bodies.
Will Auntie please help me get a date?
I am single guy, aged 51, and I have my own business.
A
Hayibo! At the start of your letter Auntie thought you were asking for advice on weight loss, but it turns out you just want a stukkie.
Kyk hier, this isn’t a dating service.
Auntie is here to help people with their problems, and you smaaking for a “thin girl” doesn’t count.
But while you are on the line, let Auntie sommer give you a bekvol: Don’t be so narrow-minded!
Why are you only chising skinny meisies?
No, man, it shouldn’t matter what a girl’s body looks like, you should be looking for a proper relationship, and that has to do with personality!
This obsession with maer lywe makes Auntie so mad. It’s a symptom of Hollywood overkill and unrealistic celebrities and all those sexual music videos.
Although apparently this scene is also getting real — julle het mos gesien how even Rihanna picked up some weight and so what!
So, mister, please try and see past a woman’s lyf, and start looking at the deeper things in life.