SUSPENDED: Catch "Uzalo" at 8.30pm on SABC1.
As fake as that pair of Diesel tekkies you bought at a Chinese shop, net soe fake is onse Pastor Nkosi. Sies!

These dodgy, money-hungry pastors who pop up all over the show and steal people’s hard earned moola is mos versin man.

In Uzalo we’re dealing with just that, at 8.30pm on SABC1, after the board of the KwaMashu Kingdom Church suspended Ayanda, and then brings back the disgraced Pastor Nkosi. Daai man is soe unholy soos môre heeldag!

Nkosi might believe in God, but he also believes he should be rich - and has his own agenda to get his hands on the geld. More Mzansi drama in Thola, SABC2 at 9.30pm.

A burglary gone wrong? Sounds all too familiar. The problem is Ramatla refuses to believe that, that is what’s responsible for her colleague Dipuo’s death.

Get your late-night sexy on with the movie Original Sin at 10.30, starring Antonio Banderas as a Cuban coffee dik ding who marries an beautiful American lady Angelina Jolie, who has a deadly secret.

And don’t miss the latest scandal in 7de Laan with Errol and girlfriend Tarryn, who looks like she’s a bit too much of handful for onse lovable Errol. Shame, die man kan ook nooit wen nie - 6.30pm on SABC2.