Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard says he was so close to their kids, he became a father figure to them.
Mark Billingham, 51, also dissed the hunky actor.
“I took them swimming – I fathered them, basically,” he explains of his 18 months working with the estranged Hollywood couple.
The former soldier reckons that while Angie, 41, is tough, gruelling situations wouldn’t suit Brad, 52.
He said: “Brad wouldn’t last long because he wouldn’t have any cream to put on his face. He’s too pretty.”
Mark also believes that while people like Angelina, they aren’t such big fans of Brad.
Despite this, he insists the actor is a joker, once making a massive poep in a car and locking all the doors.